Have you ever considered your loos point of view? Read what our loos have been up to this summer, straight from the toilet seat!
Here to service your needs, it is the weekend life for the Site Event loo’s –
‘A lot of the time we go out in large numbers, placed in some obscure locations, other times we get the best view’.
‘It is great when a big gang of us go out together, this means a wild party weekend is ahead of us, flush, flush, flush the night away!!!’
‘When we think we have almost had enough Terry Tanker comes to us to feed with toilet rolls, hand sanitisers, keeps us going night and day.’
‘Always on hand to keep us in top condition, wee get so full, it’s good to have him around, you would not believe some of the objects found in our tank! Phones, cutlery, paper plates, cups, not at all good for our digestion!’
‘After a crazy weekend back to the yard wee go, not much time to hang around, a clean of our toilet seat, pressure washed, primed, blasted out, phew does that feel good!! All squeaky clean once again.’
‘Primed up, loo rolls, sanitiser full, pristine condition, ready to rock n’ roll, onto the next adventure.’
‘Wee love taking care of you, sometimes you give us a bad reputation, so next time you use us just consider:
When you spend a penny, in one of us or many!
Don’t know where were going, or who wee gonna meet
Could be someone famous that sits upon our toilet seat
Tis our reputation, that is in your trust
Leave me as you found me, Activate my flush!!’